The latest video game to hit the big screen is “A Minecraft Movie,” a fitting choice given the game’s focus on digging and crafting. Directed by Jared Hess, the film follows four misfit characters who stumble through a mysterious portal, landing in a strange, blocky world—think Lego with a psychedelic twist.
The movie strikes a balance between entertaining preteen gamers and keeping their parents engaged. It’s an eccentric adventure filled with quirky moments, like bizarre references to turquoise blouses and tater tot pizzas. Jennifer Coolidge delivers a performance that’s unmistakably her, adding to the film’s offbeat charm.
For those unfamiliar with Minecraft, characters like Creepers, Piglins, Villagers, and Endermen might be confusing. A quick tutorial from a 10-year-old could help—mine even spotted a hidden tribute to the late YouTuber Technoblade.
While staying true to the game’s universe, the film introduces new elements like orbs and crystals to drive the plot. If you’re new to Minecraft, the chaotic world filled with pandas and people punching through earth might feel overwhelming, but one character sums it up best: “This place makes no sense.”
The cast includes a sweet sibling duo (Emma Myers and Sebastian Eugene Hansen), a quirky real estate agent (Danielle Brooks), and a washed-up gamer played by Jason Momoa. Jack Black steals the show as Steve, an expert crafter stuck in the game world.
Momoa’s performance stands out as a comedic highlight, showcasing his range beyond action roles. Without him, the film feels a bit flat, even with Black’s over-the-top antics.
The screenplay, crafted by multiple writers, feels a bit scattered but delivers the expected adventure. It culminates in a classic superhero-style battle, though the film’s first half is surprisingly goofy.
The plot revolves around a quest to return home, featuring zombies, skeletons with fire-tipped arrows, and a dark realm called The Nether. The villain? A pig-like witch with glowing eyes and a British accent, because why not?
The film includes silly moments, like talent show jokes, Black’s musical number “Steve’s Lava Chicken,” and an inexplicable focus on Momoa’s butt. But it all wraps up with a dance party, tying the chaos together.
While the film celebrates Minecraft’s creative world, it doesn’t fully embrace the potential for imaginative storytelling. Nonetheless, it’s a fun ride, especially for fans of the game.
“A Minecraft Movie” is in theaters Friday, rated PG for violence/action, language, rude humor, and some scary images. Runtime: 101 minutes. Rating: 2.5 out of 4 stars.
